Running Shit

on 08.28.2013

I witnessed something pretty spectacular yesterday. Jay and I went for a trail run, and Jay's trusty K-9 friend Pete was super excited to join us. I was behind them when I noticed Pete crouch his hind legs and pucker his asshole. Oh shit! Exactly. He started dropping land mines mid-stride and I had to dodge them. He didn't even slow down his run to shit. It was not only funny as hell, but it was actually kind of impressive. And he didn't just do it once. It was maybe three different times he shit while running. He even improved his technique so he didn't have to squat after the first shit. Way to go, Pete. Although I'm sure the runners who stepped in his dookie aren't so impressed. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
i saw a horse do that and then it let go a fart for 7 strides
posted on: 08-28-13 @ 2:46 PM

I saw a horse do that just last week in California but then again, it could have been my mother in law.
posted on: 08-28-13 @ 3:08 PM

Cory H.
When the owner demonstrates what they want their pet to do, the pet usually does performs well.
posted on: 08-28-13 @ 4:00 PM

Jay Runs?
posted on: 08-28-13 @ 7:27 PM

bruh in the week in crazy shit still you look like you’re in pain or some shit, you got a cock up your asshole???
posted on: 08-28-13 @ 7:55 PM

yeah we all know you tried to do that same thing Adam, it didn’t work out to well for you, did it?
posted on: 08-28-13 @ 8:36 PM

How about being a good pet owner and picking up those shitbombs. Send them to biggertalk to brush his teeth with. Damn jiggis breath would smell better.
posted on: 08-28-13 @ 10:40 PM

^suck a cock you subhuman filth
posted on: 08-29-13 @ 4:38 AM

My grandmaw once called me shit on a shoe
posted on: 08-29-13 @ 2:16 PM