Don't Eat The Swine

on 09.06.2013

I just found out that a friend of mine has never eaten pig in his life. He was brought up Seventh-Day Adventist, and they don't dig on that swine. I don't think he actually practices that religion any more, but he's still never consumed that filthy pig. I can appreciate that. The pig is a disgusting fucking creature that will eat absolutely anything, including shit. In fact, I myself don't eat it too often for that reason, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the fuck out of some baby back ribs. Can you imagine never eating any swine? No bacon, no ham, no pepperoni, no shredded BBQ pork sandwiches. Fuck! --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I would cut your head off with a butter knife and skull fuck you, just for eyeballing my bacon sandwich.
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 2:27 PM

the middle east doesn’t have beer and bacon either.
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 3:08 PM

I literally just washed my hands of a pork sandwich from a BBQ out back... made GOOD with that spicy orange sauce all these africanos be making! Shit was FIRE
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 3:16 PM

Cory H.
Hogs aren’t good for much else, so if they weren’t put here to eat, then they were a waste of time creating. Ribs, hocks, ham n beans, smoked shoulder, smoked ham, fresh ham, bacon many different ways...
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 3:51 PM

Rabbits eat their own poo, too.
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 7:13 PM

in the 50’s my parents worked in a jewish owned store & the sons would come for dinner, eat pork & say, don’t tell mama
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 7:48 PM

whobe Just remember you have to have money to pork the pussy.
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 7:55 PM

eat it thats what its fucking there for !
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 8:37 PM

i say we take a shit load of sausage and bomb the hell outta the middle east with it. the muslims would all back the fuck off real quick!!
posted on: 09-06-13 @ 11:24 PM

Sure Cory all those wonderful products come from one magic animal.
posted on: 09-07-13 @ 12:50 AM

posted on: 09-07-13 @ 3:12 AM

or take a semi full of hogs and put a 1000 bomb in the truck with them and detonate that fucker during ramadan in mecca!!
posted on: 09-07-13 @ 10:54 PM