Fuck This Would Be Awesome!
I have this idea that would make the world a much better place, probably overnight. First we round up everyone that's ever yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!" Next we round up everyone that's ever yelled, "Worldstar! Worldstar!" Then we put them all in a square mile section of the desert surrounded by 30 foot high walls with cameras covering all sections. Then we see what happens. Maybe at some point we throw in some lions, tigers and bears. We could scatter some weapons in there too, but nothing that works long range. We want them up close and personal for the kills. But what if they actually all get along and work together to build a nice community and don't kill each other at all? I guess we'd just have drop some bombs in there then. Holy shit, I totally forgot about the Juggalos. We wouldn't want them missing out on all this fun. Get em' in there. --Adam