Been A While

on 09.21.2013

It's been a bit since I've post the daily blog. Been busy making the world a safer place...or something like that. Anyhow, what the fuck is wrong with people? Standing in line for hours waiting for an iPhone? Those things fuckin suck! I had an iPhone from the time they came out up until the 4. Same fucking phone with a new shell, every time. Big jump from the 4 to the 5...they made the screen bigger so you can get an extra row of icons. Fucking ground-breaking shit right there! I just don't get it. What the fuck is that phone going to do for you that the last half-dozen, or so, won't do? I'm almost to the point of getting rid of my smart-phone and going back to a simple candy-bar style phone. People have become so impersonal due to technology. People don't know how to interact with living beings anymore. All they do is text and use whatever social-media website to communicate. Fucking socially inept nerd-hermits. Fuck man! Love always, --Henry M.

Henry M., henrym@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Ugh I fuckin hate iphones. Oh my iPhone is almost dead, I need to icharge it with my icharger. They can’t go one fuckin sentence without stating its an iPhone. I have two cell phones, work phone is an iPhone and Im about to fuckin smash it. My galaxy is the shit. Peace.
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 9:42 AM

SORRY....I was looking at porn on my phone...did you say something?
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 9:46 AM

I have something better than an iPhone, its called the iDontgiveafuck. I was going to get a iDontgivearatsass but they were all out.
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 10:18 AM

Henry half of America(and most of Mexico)voted for Obama.It’s self exploratory.
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 1:14 PM

I will stand in line for hours when they come out with the iPhone BJ. Yeah I want my phone to give me a blow job!
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 1:32 PM

Fuck that shit, I have an old Nokia pos thing that I’ve had for 5yrs or so. It’s great, I can send texts and ring people up plus I can throw it about knowing its only worth like 5.
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 2:32 PM

nokia 3310 is the shit
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 2:36 PM

Here’s to the dick sucker who took time out of their day to minus every comment I made....HaHaHa you fuckin cock smoker I minus your mom.
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 3:32 PM

^ I imagine bigtalker sitting on an upside down bucket in his mom’s basement with an old shity lap top. Laughing like Dr. Evil.
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 3:41 PM

hang on to the phone, it’s the only smart thing about you
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 3:52 PM

last time i was due for a phone upgrade the bird in sales marketing was telling me all the things this phone could do...when she finished talkng i asked her 1 question...can i make phone calls with it...oh eeerr yes do i forget to mention that
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 4:12 PM

ironically henry made this update from his iphone 5s
posted on: 09-21-13 @ 11:30 PM

Cory H.
+1 for Rockinron.
posted on: 09-22-13 @ 12:53 AM

posted on: 09-22-13 @ 3:18 AM

Cory H.
-0 for Biggertalk.
posted on: 09-22-13 @ 3:34 AM

praise be to allah that i have a long-suffering sister who handles all my cell-phone affairs. if it wasn’t for her, i’d be sending smoke-signals for phone calls. what i hate most about cell-phones is that they render me accessible at all times (aloofness used to be part of my mystique); and i really hate having to text bitches all the time (it’s the only way young ladies communicate these days. it’s unnatural and annoying. but hey, a bruthas gotta do what a bruthas gotta do). i guess i’m an old-soul. good post, brah! H-D!
posted on: 09-22-13 @ 6:34 AM