Lazy Strippers

on 09.30.2013

Call me crazy, but I think a stripper needs to earn her money. I can't stand when they walk up and the first words out of their mouth are, "Want a dance?" Is that really your sales pitch? How about warming me up first? At least try to trick me into thinking you might really like me. Or when they come over, say hi and then just stand there silent all awkwardly. I know you're not very smart, you're on drugs, and you're lazy, but fucking shit, put in some effort whore. But then you meet that bright shining star of a stripper who's got it all, and life is good. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
so shed some light on this bright shining star
posted on: 09-30-13 @ 2:25 PM

It’s just like hitting that one good shot in an entire round of golf, it keeps you coming back forever.
posted on: 09-30-13 @ 2:59 PM

Damn, and I thought the Chip and Dale strippers were just putting themselves through college.
posted on: 09-30-13 @ 3:18 PM

I love how Adam lets us in bit by bit on his personal life.
posted on: 09-30-13 @ 5:28 PM

"Want a dance?" That was the polite way. I’ve gotten Want to pay my rent? Classy.
posted on: 09-30-13 @ 7:12 PM

I love me some strippers from that club in the hood shaking their fat asses in my face, especially pinkdildo and rockinron’s mama.
posted on: 10-01-13 @ 2:42 AM