Trash And Treasure

on 10.25.2013

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure, and I witnessed that truth in action yesterday when a bum found a pair of shoes in the garbage can outside of the gas station. That fucker sure was excited, and was raving about how they were worth hundreds of dollars. I can't say I believe that, but I let him have his moment. I was happy for the guy. Until he started pressing me for change. He more or less told me that I was lying about not having any, which kind of made me want to bitch slap him because I was actually being truthful and didn't appreciate being scrutinized by some dirty, alcoholic piece of shit digging through the trash. Then I put things into perspective and happily went about my business because I don't have to dig through garbage or beg others for the money they earned doing a job. Life is good. Probably not so much for him, but at least he has a new pair of shoes. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
i bet your glad he didnt tell you where he gets his underwear!
posted on: 10-25-13 @ 2:18 PM

I hate bums a white couple set up camp across my alley next to a dumpster. Maybe its my fault i should have never gave them some pomegranates. But i cant help it im a people person. Whites are like cats you feed them once and they never leave.
posted on: 10-25-13 @ 5:09 PM

^^^Wow! I never knew you were a bleeding heart!
posted on: 10-25-13 @ 6:04 PM

Adam you did the right thing. You walked away without striking him and that shows maturity and self calm. However, if you meet him again and he asks for change, feel free to bitch slap him!
posted on: 10-25-13 @ 6:46 PM

Womb i wouldn’t expect you to know what that is its not on any fast food value menu.
posted on: 10-25-13 @ 9:21 PM

Bigtalk look at your avatar then look at what you post! You hate whites but then you feed them? Foolish fucker!
posted on: 10-25-13 @ 10:59 PM

yeah whatever homie
posted on: 10-26-13 @ 3:45 AM