Happy Halloweenie!

on 10.31.2013

Hey Bitches and Zombies, Happy Halloweenie! It's that day that the women get to dress like sluttly fairies, and that random dude finally gets to dress like a woman for a day in public, with no one taking too much notice. You know who is the unsung hero of Halloween? Candy Corn. Yup, fucking candy corn is awesome! Nothing better than taking the remote shape of actual corn, and making it 100% pure sugar, and giving it to little kids. I may only eat a handful of those little gems a year, but it always takes me back to being a little kid. Only now I wash down that handful with a beer, and keep ongoing to the next house. On another note, if you see some great costumes, don't forget to take a picture and send them in. --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
trick or treat...boil sprouts cover in chocolate wrap in sweet paper....you can guess the rest
posted on: 10-31-13 @ 2:35 PM

I get to go out in public without my court appointed handlers.
posted on: 10-31-13 @ 4:17 PM

Hallo-ween. :::::::::::::B
posted on: 10-31-13 @ 8:32 PM

Tomorrow candy is 1/2 off!
posted on: 10-31-13 @ 8:57 PM

Halloween what a load of shit! Fucking kids pestering for money and stupid soft cunts dressing up like faggots. Fuck it! Bah humbug.
posted on: 10-31-13 @ 9:13 PM

no sence eating candy corn from your kids bag when you can get the chocolate bars after they go to sleep
posted on: 10-31-13 @ 11:03 PM

HAPPY HALLLOWEEEEEEEN MWAHAHAHAHAA oh shit it’s November, NEVERMIND! I did go trick-or-treating though, I wore a rockinron mask. Scared the shit out of this elderly couple with it, it also frightened some 8 year olds.
posted on: 11-01-13 @ 2:51 AM