No Touching

on 12.19.2013

One thing I never do is touch knobs or handles in public bathrooms with my bare hands. I always use a paper towel or elbow or foot or whatever works because of nasty motherfuckers like some of the people we get to see every day at this lovely place. You never know whose shit, piss or cum is on that handle. I see dudes all the time walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands and it grosses me the fuck out. And think about all the stuff they touch after that. Nasty motherfuckers. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I don’t wash my hands after I piss. I learned 30 years ago not to piss on my hands. Guess you didn’t. Pissy hands lmao
posted on: 12-19-13 @ 6:38 PM

What's Worse Is Having To Shit In One Of Those Nasty Terrorist gas Stations, When Faced With The Choice Of Going In The Truck Seat Or A Toilet.
posted on: 12-19-13 @ 7:50 PM

Don't forget the avid use of knees, Adam!
posted on: 12-19-13 @ 8:13 PM

People lick fucking frogs to get high and you’re worried about a dirty door knob?
posted on: 12-19-13 @ 8:39 PM

You don't touch knobs in a public bathroom , Adam with your bare hands. You always use paper towel , elbow or foot ? Was that your writing on the bathroom wall to meet at 2 pm sharp. I'll be seabass.
posted on: 12-19-13 @ 10:45 PM

i wouldn’t do that either since white boys put shit on the door knobs!!
posted on: 12-20-13 @ 12:54 AM