Surprise Cash

on 12.23.2013

Don't you just love it when you wear some clothes you haven't worn in a long ass time and find a bunch of cash in the pockets? That is the shit! I just found about $150 in a pair of jeans that have been hanging in my closet for a while, which leads me to believe I was fairly intoxicated the last time they saw any action. I guess it's gonna be a Merry Fucking Christmas after all. Now where can I find some crackwhores? --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
i’d be checking all the other pockets. and most of the crack whores are at walmart this time of day.
posted on: 12-23-13 @ 3:54 PM

All I ever find are various colors of unused condoms.
posted on: 12-23-13 @ 4:29 PM

Hell I find cash AND prophylactics!!! Though the cash spends just as well now as in 1993... I can't say that about the frog skins though. I had to throw them out.
posted on: 12-23-13 @ 4:36 PM

For you adam hillcrest.
posted on: 12-23-13 @ 4:43 PM

i got some cash right here
posted on: 12-24-13 @ 2:17 AM

crackwhores? i can’t imagine. backpage is legit, tho. i mean, i got my connect, but the problem with him is that it’s too predictable, too much of a sure thing, and lacks the vagaries of taking an actual risk. with an escort, sex is an afterthought to me, what is priority, is the adventure. you call a bitch, exchange info, take the trip, be at her home or room, and there you are, completely vulnerable. a police sting? 5 goons waiting to rob you in the bathroom? bitch got a dick? but hey, it’s like my big bro bukowski said:" ...if your parents begin to like your work, then it’s gone bad. if the cops are around, then something good must be happening. what you need is life: your work has to be alive. you gotta drink, write and fuck!" HD. late night, catch me in traffic...
posted on: 12-24-13 @ 6:01 AM