Happy New Year!

on 01.01.2014

Well fuckers, it's a new year, so that means it's time for you to make some resolutions that you have no real intention of following through on. Like losing weight, spending less time jacking off to internet porn, and actually leaving your mom's basement once or twice a week. We all know you won't do any of those. But it's nice of you to say you will. So sleep off your hangover, eat something greasy and get back to work, cause it's just another day bitches. Happy New Year! --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I promise not to bash crackers this year but you’re probably right adam. I have no real intention of following through on that.
posted on: 01-01-14 @ 4:14 PM

happy new year Adam.....you transvestite.
posted on: 01-01-14 @ 4:15 PM

i promise not to neg the bigtalk twins.......well that lasted all of 10-12 seconds.
posted on: 01-01-14 @ 4:22 PM

My resolution this year was to stop making resolutions this year.
posted on: 01-01-14 @ 7:12 PM

First, I already lost weight last year. Second, jacking off to internet porn is how I lost weight, so I have no intention of easing up. Third, I traded bedrooms with my mom by reaching an agreement: she agrees to let me sleep in the master bedroom if I agree to loosen the cuffs once a day so she can come out of the basement to take a shit.
posted on: 01-01-14 @ 11:02 PM

happy new year! i mean, happy day after new year!
posted on: 01-02-14 @ 1:25 AM

Happy Birthday Adam! Get some pussy on the house.
posted on: 01-02-14 @ 2:45 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR all you crazy shitters...i’m giving up smoking for the new year...piece of piss that as i don’t smoke
posted on: 01-02-14 @ 8:31 AM