Happy New Year!
Well fuckers, it's a new year, so that means it's time for you to make some resolutions that you have no real intention of following through on. Like losing weight, spending less time jacking off to internet porn, and actually leaving your mom's basement once or twice a week. We all know you won't do any of those. But it's nice of you to say you will. So sleep off your hangover, eat something greasy and get back to work, cause it's just another day bitches. Happy New Year! --Adam