The Big Breakfast

on 01.04.2014

Damn, I am hungry as fuck. All I can think about right now is eating, so I'm heading to my favorite spot on the beach for the big breakfast. These motherfuckers put about 6 eggs, 2 slices of toast, 2 slices of french toast, 6 strips of bacon, and a giant pile of cheesy potatoes on a giant plate for $7. That shit can't be beat. It can be hard to move after finishing it, but I don't mind. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Dude thats insane! i would actually go out to eat if shit around here was that cheap! 7 bucks here is 2 eggs 2 pieces of bacon and toast!!!!
posted on: 01-04-14 @ 2:58 PM

It’ll be no different than when your boyfriend has been pounding you all night Adam.
posted on: 01-04-14 @ 3:12 PM

I can't even get a plate of hash for seven bucks.
posted on: 01-04-14 @ 5:47 PM

"OOhhh! Look at me! Look at me! I live in California near the beach! Looking at fine women! Getting a beach bod! Eating lots of yummy stuff! Getting a bronze tan! Champion ultimate fighter! Self proclaimed lady’s man!." You sound like more of a douche bag every day.
posted on: 01-04-14 @ 7:08 PM

enjoy your heart attack
posted on: 01-05-14 @ 1:21 AM

biggertalk you just got a extremely rare plus 1 from me,enjoy. and yourapnes1701d what do you expect, its the law in california. you hafta be a douche bag or a slut to live there. lmfao!!
posted on: 01-05-14 @ 12:14 PM

Biggertalk is Mormon and lives in Utah.
posted on: 01-06-14 @ 2:41 PM