Winter Bike Ride

on 01.16.2014

Jay told me this morning that he went for a bike ride today in 32 degrees wearing shorts. He wants to work off some of that winter weight and I guess that's his way of doing it. I can see it now. Him breathing all heavy with vapors pouring out on every exhalation as his pale white legs struggle to pedal faster. Even at freezing temperatures I know he's sweating all over the place. He probably has frozen sweatsicles hanging from the fuzz on his chubby chin. Huffing and puffing while he curses himself for devouring that burrito and six pack before bed last night. What a sight to see. Take the GoPro with you next time, big guy. Sounds like a great Week in Crazyshit video to me. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
i bet he sweats butter.
posted on: 01-16-14 @ 2:55 PM

God Damn Adam don’t nut all over yourself thinking about his fat sweaty ass!
posted on: 01-16-14 @ 5:12 PM

He better be rocking the turd shaped cs helmet, safety first!
posted on: 01-16-14 @ 11:44 PM

Surprised tubby didn’t have a heart attack!
posted on: 01-17-14 @ 2:25 AM