Super Bowl Sunday

on 02.02.2014

All right bitches, the big day is here. It's Stoner Bowl Sunday. I mean Super Bowl Sunday. It's a great day to drink beer, eat lots of food, gamble, and feel like shit in the morning. It's also a good time to watch commercials, since in an hour game of football I think there's only about two and a half minutes of action. I never understood why people get so excited about the commercials. Commercials are the reason I don't own a TV. Anyway, I'm going with the Broncos. Unfortunately I won't get to enjoy any of Jay's Super Bowl chili, but the plus side to that is my asshole won't be burning tomorrow. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Dore-toes is going to make a fortune off this game.
posted on: 02-02-14 @ 1:08 PM

Just thinking about that pigskin makes me want to get a baby pig, skin it, use the skin as a mask while I rape the corpse at my local bus stop.
posted on: 02-02-14 @ 2:52 PM

Me ass hole will definitely be burning
posted on: 02-02-14 @ 11:06 PM

Gridiron is the gayest sport ever.
posted on: 02-03-14 @ 2:26 AM