Brewing Lattes, Bitch

on 02.04.2014

I got myself an espresso maker a while back and this thing is the fucking shit. It's hard to not drink five of these delicious fucking lattes a day. Looking back, I don't know how I drank regular coffee before. I'm all high class and shit now with my uppers. In fact I'm about to go grind some beans right now and prepare myself for an explosive shit in about 20 minutes. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Well, you`ve got to get rid of all your butt semen somehow Adam.
posted on: 02-04-14 @ 2:21 PM

I didn’t agree with all of these people calling you gay until just now.
posted on: 02-04-14 @ 3:06 PM

Truer words by a yuppie fag have never been spoken before. Let me guess; you make weird cream designs in the shape of a dick and balls in it too right?
posted on: 02-04-14 @ 6:38 PM

try snorting that shit when your in a hurry!! little ground bean with powdered creamer, will straighten your fucking hair right out! it’ll make you fire cosby rockets thru the bottom of the porcelain god!
posted on: 02-04-14 @ 9:31 PM

Great so it turns out that Adam is some latte-sipping bisexual that listens to Justin Timberlake.
posted on: 02-05-14 @ 2:38 AM