Valentine's Day.

on 02.14.2014

"Saint Valentine (in Latin, Valentinus) is a widely recognized third-century Roman saint commemorated on February 14 and associated since the High Middle Ages with a tradition of courtly love. Nothing is reliably known of St. Valentine except his name and the fact that he died on February 14 on Via Flaminia in the north of Rome." Fuck Saint Valentine! That Valentine's bullshit should have died with him! Today should be all about Saint Nick! "Saint Nicholas, commonly associated with Santa Claus, is said to have aided the poor father of three marriageable girls who could not afford their dowries. To save them from a life of prostitution, he dropped three sacks of gold down their father's chimney late one night. Thus, he is known as the patron saint of prostitutes." More of a fitting guy for the day, wouldn't you say? I mean today is all about buying shit for women, right? Or letting them have their way, or what-the-fuck-ever. I'm not a woman-hater in any way, shape or form, I just hate that the meaning of every holiday, here in The States, has been sucked out by commercialization. That's why I be like "FUCK HOLIDAYS!" and other notable days such as this one. Love always and eat a fat dick! --Henry M.

Henry M., henrym@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Blame Hallmark.
posted on: 02-14-14 @ 1:02 PM

go ahead henry fuck up easter next!! and the fuckin tooth fairy after that!!
posted on: 02-14-14 @ 2:26 PM

Bought hidden-_-evil some chocolates and the sex was good.
posted on: 02-15-14 @ 1:44 AM