Handicapped NASCAR?

on 02.26.2014

After seeing this picture of a handicap dude killing it in his wheelchair it got me to thinking. We should let handicap people drive in NASCAR. Let's think about this for a second. First, they already have a health issue, so it's not like they should worry about getting hurt even more. Second, they want to have fun too. Third, what's the worst that could happen? They get into an accident, and end up walking afterwards. Bonus! With our technology today, they only need a few fingers to drive the cars. Besides, the drivers of NASCAR today are more than likely mentally handicap anyways, it could be a pretty level playing field. I think this is a great idea, and I am going to lobby for change! --Jay

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Got nothing to say, except for FIRST!
posted on: 02-26-14 @ 1:16 PM

what do you call 39 dickheads chasing a pussy?............NASCAR!
posted on: 02-26-14 @ 2:17 PM

I agree we don’t fully utilize the disabled. Those lazy fuckers in wheelchairs just sitting around all the time.
posted on: 02-26-14 @ 2:56 PM

What’s fucking "handicap" is your writing and grammar skills. You actually get paid to spew that ignorant shit? Your bullshit intro/commentary is as humorous and fresh as a jizz-crusted tube sock. I feel stupid for just having read that intellectual afterbirth.
posted on: 02-26-14 @ 4:45 PM

Retarded. handicapped, and drunk.
posted on: 02-26-14 @ 6:28 PM

What the fuck is up with these stupid "first!" comments on here? Ban those stupid fuckers
posted on: 02-26-14 @ 7:37 PM

sign me up!!!!
posted on: 02-26-14 @ 8:19 PM

yall killed my brotha
posted on: 02-27-14 @ 2:33 AM

if i ever meet the fuck who ticks up cocksinron’s posts, i’m gonna stick my hand up his alimentary canal and use him as a meat puppet. i could be the next jeff dunham.
posted on: 02-27-14 @ 6:14 AM