Look Whos Back

on 03.13.2014

Ok, I never went anywhere, but Im back doing updates. I have to admit it, I do miss the updates. They are way more fun that working in the sewer system that is the back end of this website. Now, question time. If you had a gun to your head and were forced to choose, which of the two would you choose? Being raped by a dolphin, or suck off a badger? I feel like the dolphin might make fun of you afterwards and really rub it in. As the badger would probably let you finish him off, and then tear off your face. What would you do? --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I would prefer giving a turtle a dirty sanchez.
posted on: 03-13-14 @ 2:17 PM

Wtf?!? A bullet to the head isn't an option?
posted on: 03-13-14 @ 3:18 PM

jay, did you know i could be your daddy. i used to fuck buffalo when i was a young man.
posted on: 03-13-14 @ 4:19 PM

oh and i’d say pull the fucking trigger.
posted on: 03-13-14 @ 4:21 PM

Can't I do both?
posted on: 03-13-14 @ 4:44 PM

Some one got high and watched ed Animal Planet.
posted on: 03-13-14 @ 7:40 PM

I'd choose being raped by the dolphin but his girlfriend would probably get all jelly and want to break her fin off in my ass and then I'd go to jail for harming the dolphin. Either way I lose. Fuck I'm high.
posted on: 03-13-14 @ 8:51 PM

I would shove the badger up this bitch’s ass.^^
posted on: 03-14-14 @ 1:47 AM