Where the fuck is this Malaysian airplane at? I have an idea here, so hear me out. Maybe aliens took it? Let's think about this. Maybe a space ship came down, and just flew over it for a bit, which scrambled the radar. The plane tried to run away from it, changing course, that's why the plane was pinging the Boeing satellite. Then after the aliens figured out there were no Japanese people on board (they don't want freaky porn on their space ship), the just took the plane into their hi tech cargo bay. Boom! All the people on board are getting deep anal cavity searches. Your thoughts? --Jay D.