Did You Celebrate?
Did you go out yesterday and get drunk as fuck off of green beer and see all kinds of drunk fucks wearing green while getting shit-faced? I stayed as far away from that shit as I could. As much as I love drunk sluts, I just can't deal with stupid drunk fucks anymore, and I hate crowds. I guess I'm getting old. Or I'm just not a dumbass anymore. Maybe I'm just boring. I don't know, and I don't really give a fuck. If I want drunk sluts I can always just go pick them off as they're stumbling out of the bar at closing time. --Adam