Self Loathing Farts

on 03.28.2014

Yesterday I was dropping ass, when I dropped a fart that was so bad that I kind of hated myself. Usually, when it's your farts, it's funny and you don't mind the smell. This fart was not like that. It was kind of like you feed some beans to some dogs, then locked them in a room with rotten eggs. That smell is bad, and thats kinda how my fart smelt. When your dog gets up and leaves the room, that's nasty. Today is a bit better, but wow, I wasn't a fan of my ass yesterday. --Jay

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Jay you just mite need a cleaning, maybe a hot water enema from a cold Asian woman
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 1:44 PM

add some chat thingy to this site.
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 2:03 PM

Better be careful, the phrase "something crawled in there and died" could actually happen.
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 2:27 PM

bad is when you fart and your dog looks at you with a look of "you sick bastard" right after he was licking shit off its own ass.
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 2:50 PM

I can smell you from here Jay! Oh I remember the day I walked back in to the bathroom 5 minutes after I dropped off my morning shit. I was the only one home that day. All I could think of was Had my Dad just been in there ? Ah good times :) Do what I do now your getting older, give ya self a shower douche and wash out the cave. Be careful, that’s how I learnt to love anal. Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 4:20 PM

why oh why cant we do that when the ole lady’s bitching at us.
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 5:16 PM

It's your body rejecting the fact that Scott Asheton died on the 15th. I didn't find out till after Oderus died. My shit stank after that.
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 8:21 PM

It sounds like you are talking about someones name that ends with talk...
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 8:34 PM

You might need to rinse out that fermenting cum in your butt
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 10:50 PM

Jay, when you shove that many hamsters up your ass and they don’t come back out, what do you expect
posted on: 03-28-14 @ 10:53 PM

posted on: 03-29-14 @ 2:51 AM

^^^ Um, you’re a hamster dude. Stop laughing.....
posted on: 03-29-14 @ 10:12 AM