Spread The Love

on 04.24.2014

Here's something interesting to think about. Out of all the freaks that come to the site, I'm willing to bet that someone reading this blog likes to put their semen on objects out in public, so people unknowingly touch it. Maybe they jerk off and then leave a little cum on a doorknob, or even a little dab on a bag of chips at the store. I'm also willing to bet that someone will be inspired by this blog to give it a try and perhaps use a dollar bill to clean up a load before spending it at the gas station. Just a little food for thought. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I bust a nut in panties at stores, bitches be like "but im a virgin"! Yeah your welcome Mary.
posted on: 04-24-14 @ 3:22 PM

Fuck you Adam!
posted on: 04-24-14 @ 4:00 PM

I always do the petroleum jelly/pubic hair trick on the doorknob.
posted on: 04-24-14 @ 4:10 PM

I’m sure if you took a black light and sprayed lumenal over the walls and ceiling of my childhood bathroom. It would resemble a seen from Ghost Busters.
posted on: 04-24-14 @ 6:59 PM

Adam now we know what shit you get up to in your spare time!
posted on: 04-24-14 @ 7:18 PM

thats exactly why i live in a small town in the middle of no where!! fuck the big city and all the sick fucks that adam trains that live in them!!
posted on: 04-24-14 @ 9:26 PM

Mr whankey told me once he goes to hotels and open the lotion carefully where it looks like it’s not opened and drops loads in it and shakes it up so people use his jizz as lotion...possibly lotion to jerk it with like he used it for
posted on: 04-24-14 @ 9:35 PM

I worked with a disabled person that used to empty their colostomy bag into the deep fryer at a fast food joint, and an extended family member that has mrsa and would touch their openings and not wash their hands and touch everything. Mutherfuckers are gross everywhere
posted on: 04-24-14 @ 11:13 PM

A town 30 miles from me a assistant manager got caught shitting in the taco meat years ago,it made the national news.
posted on: 04-25-14 @ 1:18 AM

I use to hang filled condoms on my nieghbors door knobs years back.
posted on: 04-25-14 @ 1:23 AM

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posted on: 04-25-14 @ 2:04 AM

......and then a DNA analysis linked you to a murder. explain your way outta that one
posted on: 04-25-14 @ 9:16 AM

That’s juvenile stuff, Adam. Instead, try fresh semen as a salad dressing on a nice, fresh tossed green salad. As for door knobs, if you have a big enough penis, why not just go ahead and offer up your penis as the door knob! You’ve seen the photos of Elmo poking through a thick apartment entry door. Remember? The lockset is removed and Elmo the penis is inserted in place. And Cathy inserts her key in Elmo’s ’slot’. Then her neighbors across the hall come home and Cathy demonstrates her new door knob - and as a result, they get a fresh load of ’door-knob juice’ dispensed. Ah, the ideas you have yet to discover, Adam.
posted on: 04-25-14 @ 11:35 AM

I prefer to wipe the money I pay for gas at Muslim run gas stations with bacon grease.
posted on: 04-26-14 @ 12:34 AM