It Was A Shitty Day

on 04.28.2014

Here's a statement I think we can all agree with. Fuck airports and fuck airlines! I was flying home from Atlanta yesterday, and after boarding my plane on time, we sat there for a fucking hour before taking off. So when we landed in Phoenix and I got to my connecting flight, the door was closed and I was fucked. I was looking right at my plane which hadn't moved yet, but of course I couldn't board it because I might be a terrorist or whatever bullshit reason they have. So that meant I got to sleep at the airport. Yay! I finally got home at about 10 this morning after a 20 hour day of traveling from Atlanta to San Diego. Fuck you, US Airways! Fuck you, TSA! Fuck you, FAA! Fuck you all right in your filthy fuckholes! --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
You could of rode in the wheel well!
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 3:10 PM

i tend to travel by car now...ok it takes longer but i dont have to wait ages to get in the airport were all the shops want to ripe me off, i dont have a weight limit,i can take and bring back what i want, plus i dont have to hire a car when i get there, for me its win win win all round
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 3:13 PM

I smoked a cig on a flight from Vegas to Little Rock in 06. When I arrived I was greeted by The Men in Black. Literally. It was crazy. I got everything except a cavity search. Oh it was on SouthWest airlines. They shouldn't have had ashtrays in the bathroom lol. Or $5 cocktails ha ha
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 4:04 PM

stop bitching you know damn well you rubbed your crotch against every stewardess ass on those planes while pretending to walk past them.......oh wait, i ’m the one that did that. sorry my bad.
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 4:56 PM

I always take the train because you can jerk off on the tranny... oops I mean train.
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 6:24 PM

Suck shit..... Oh I mean Sorry to hear that Bro. Eat a dick... I mean Bad luck there buddy....Hahahahaha CUNT.... I mean Oh you poor thing, come here and have a hug......Don’t your fucking planes fly from one airport to another without having to use a connecting flight or were you trying to save money? Sux to be you :) I love you :) FUCK OFF! Oh for fuck sakes where are my Meds?
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 8:41 PM

^^^^You Rock.... ^^me
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 8:45 PM

Shit, Adam the NSA just read your blog, now you’re on the no fly list.
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 9:01 PM

Fuck the TSA. With the razor sharp vibrator Anthony Perkins used in that movie with Kathleen Turner who played a skeezy hooker.... "Crimes of Passion"... Fuck... I just dated myself....
posted on: 04-28-14 @ 11:01 PM

u mad bro?
posted on: 04-29-14 @ 3:46 AM

the last time i was on a plane, i got caught masturbating. i was charged with "hi-jacking."
posted on: 04-29-14 @ 5:48 AM

Fuck you Adam!!! Quit your bitching
posted on: 04-29-14 @ 6:37 AM

You know what's worse? The fuckin ads on this site. Glad I'm a V.I.P. I admit, I'm addicted to Crazyshit. Can't help but check it out at least every time I take a shit.
posted on: 04-29-14 @ 11:37 AM