Instant Swamp Ass

on 05.12.2014

Summer is pretty great and has itís proís like babes in bikiniís, swimming, and having fun outdoors in general. The main con though is this fucking humidity. Iím sure itís from the two lakes I live near and this town being in the valley, but damnit it's like I live in Florida. The instant you walk outside you canít tell if itís sweat or just the humidity condensing on your skin. This shit makes me want a mountain of snow any day of the week. -- Big Jeff

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
That's okay... I like my sluts wet and sweaty.
posted on: 05-12-14 @ 4:26 PM

you don’t have to shovel humidity
posted on: 05-12-14 @ 4:54 PM

try living in michigan home of the largest fucking fresh water supply on earth, and home to 85 lbs of mosquitos per person in the state! not to mention no matter where you go in the state you are never more than 5 miles from a body of fresh water. so please dont cry about humidity until you have swam to work in michigan!
posted on: 05-12-14 @ 5:33 PM

It’s a bit different weather from michigan to north Arkansas Ron but I know what you’re saying I grew up in southeast mo and that place has gnarly humidity and Mosquitos too...luckily here the water fluxuates enough Mosquitos don’t happen in abundance
posted on: 05-12-14 @ 5:41 PM

Humidity, mesquitos yeah i read about those before. Just another reason for everyone to hate us California people. But we do have Mosquitos at least.
posted on: 05-12-14 @ 9:06 PM

Fuck you adam! I mean big jeff!!!
posted on: 05-12-14 @ 9:27 PM