Where Did They Go?

on 06.11.2014

Whatever happened to hot flight attendants? And why am I calling them flight attendants instead of stewardesses? I feel like they used to exist in abundance, but maybe I'm just imagining that because of movies. I know when I've flown to Brazil I couldn't stop thinking about just sniffing any one of their pussies, but every other flight I've been on it's usually some old, haggard lady pushing a cart down the aisle, or some little fruitcake walking on his tippy toes. If they're going to fuck us with the TSA and all the other bullshit, at least give some fucking hot chicks to look at. It's the right thing to do. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Make sure you don`t fly first class then if you want the hotties, most first class trolley dollies have had to have had 10 to 20 years airline experience so they are ugly fuckers!
posted on: 06-11-14 @ 2:51 PM

why so you can jack it all over the lady in front of you. and fill her hair full of baby batter.
posted on: 06-11-14 @ 3:03 PM

Fly singapore airlines. Hot chicks in tight asian wrap dresses.
posted on: 06-11-14 @ 6:16 PM

I Fly Virgin Australia Airlines. They pride themselves on the mile high club and hot stewardesses and the ads are very suggestive here in Aus.
posted on: 06-11-14 @ 6:33 PM

the airlines are becoming a bunch of jew fucks. their taking on retired people and interns. security my ass. beaner pilots in the future make my words.
posted on: 06-11-14 @ 6:34 PM

They went out with smocking on the plane.
posted on: 06-11-14 @ 6:58 PM

well, now i have a new found ambition for life- i shall become a beaner pilot. maybe after becoming certified, i might convert to some radical form of islam, and in the name of allah, fly a plane into the forehead of chupmiverga. thanks, bro; i was beginning to think i was one of those hapless souls bereft of purpose. i feel reinvigorated. i swear, all i meet is new friends on this site, let me tell’ya...
posted on: 06-11-14 @ 7:56 PM

I think hot chicks don't want those jobs anymore because of pervz like Adam giving them creepy looks fucking it up for the rest of us ... I bet he still looked over that hag old lady up and down a couple of times
posted on: 06-12-14 @ 3:14 AM

Aww. He’s only walking all funny on his tiptoes cuz of the dicking down you gave his ass in that airport bathroom stall, Adam ’Wide Stance’ CrazyShit.
posted on: 06-12-14 @ 8:49 AM