Do You Have Ebola?
Do you have ebola? How can you tell if you have ebola? I have no fucking clue, but I think these might be the warning signs. Have you visited Africa recently? If so, did you have sex with a hooker? If you visited Africa, and had sex with a hooker, give yourself high five because you have AIDS, the sworn enemy of ebola. If none of those happened, let's start again. Do you feel queasy when you see Mexican food? Have you turned down going drinking with your friends on several occasions? Congratulations, your balls turned into a vagina. You should head over to Forever 21 and get yourself a skirt. What's all this prove? Either you have AIDS or a vagina now, but you are ebola free. You should be able to sleep at night now. --Jay D.