Do You Have Ebola?

on 08.01.2014

Do you have ebola? How can you tell if you have ebola? I have no fucking clue, but I think these might be the warning signs. Have you visited Africa recently? If so, did you have sex with a hooker? If you visited Africa, and had sex with a hooker, give yourself high five because you have AIDS, the sworn enemy of ebola. If none of those happened, let's start again. Do you feel queasy when you see Mexican food? Have you turned down going drinking with your friends on several occasions? Congratulations, your balls turned into a vagina. You should head over to Forever 21 and get yourself a skirt. What's all this prove? Either you have AIDS or a vagina now, but you are ebola free. You should be able to sleep at night now. --Jay D.

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Cock and balls...
posted on: 08-01-14 @ 5:16 PM

I caught mono once. Best diet ever!
posted on: 08-01-14 @ 6:59 PM

Ebola is the deadliest out of all. If the current strain blends with anything common like the "common cold" virus it would wipe out 3/4 of the human population easily in a relatively short period of time.
posted on: 08-01-14 @ 7:07 PM

^^And we’re bringing 2 infected aide workers back to the U.S. for "Better Treatment" even though there’s no cure for it. Talk about rollin the dice!
posted on: 08-01-14 @ 10:51 PM

Ya it's fucked up shit. That's why you burn the place down.... Or let it reek havock on the human race and let the earth live
posted on: 08-02-14 @ 3:32 AM

anybody with that shit should be quarantined in akbar land
posted on: 08-02-14 @ 3:51 AM

only alcoholism can survive my blood stream. AIDS and ebola be like: "dat nigga too crazy!"
posted on: 08-02-14 @ 7:08 AM

i had ebola once but my aids killed it. then the cancer fucked the aids up! then the doctor just cut out the cancer. can’t wait to cat a nice stair of anthrax next.
posted on: 08-02-14 @ 11:43 AM