Cactus Poops

on 08.07.2014

Yesterday I was dropping one of the worst douces ever. This fucking shit felt like I was crapping out a cactus. I mean ever bit of poop hurt like hell, it hurt like the prickly thorns on a cactus, that I imagined was coming out of my anus. Which has lead to this blog post, and my question to you. Has that ever happened to you? Have you pooped out cactus crap before? Little fun fact, I did eat Mexican 3 days in a row. --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Nope never a cacti, but eggshells don’t feel any better. Although I have had a shit stuck for so long (45+min. of pushing) that I thought about getting a spoon to dig the fucker out. It did finally come out,(without the spoon,, thankfully) in one mighty splash! What a relief!!!!
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 4:25 PM

You need to tell your boyfriend that he needs to take it easy on you!! Your shit is packed too tight!!!
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 4:28 PM

I have crapped some loads similar to the "cactus crap" but what I crapped out was double the normal size. It hurt like a Mother Fucker. In a way, I know your pain Jay D. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 5:07 PM

Drink lots of water every day and your cactus craps will be a thing of the past, No matter how big your poop is it will just slide out of you. ohhh it feels like your ass is cumming & you’re having a poogasim.....................crazyshit/cnt/pics/43618-@-ouch-user-shit
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 5:26 PM

well, when ordering you need to say "hold the cactus"
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 6:24 PM

dude this is j l m 77can you please get rid of that s*** every time I make a comment it always is blocked blocked thank you bye bye
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 7:05 PM

OK @ouch, bro this is the 2nd comment about how shit so easily slides out of your brown eye... With your vast pic library of trannies, its making me wonder how much u get banged in the arse mate! Each to their own and more power to ya... CSFL bitches
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 7:54 PM

Obviously your boyfriend has been putting kitty litter in your butt lube to give him some traction.
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 8:39 PM

Dude, 2 handfuls of almonds a day or 1/2 of a coconut will prevent ALL bad shits. Try it, I call it cleaning the walls. The fiber detaches all the potatoe chips from the lining of your tubes, compacts it and sends it on its way like a fat kid going down a water slide
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 10:34 PM

i was gonna send ya a cactus for your birthday, but then i thought no, his wife has enough prick’s around allready.
posted on: 08-07-14 @ 11:21 PM

Little fun fact: fuck you jay!!
posted on: 08-08-14 @ 7:38 AM