Big Brother

on 08.21.2014

I don't know why, but the first thought that flashed in my mind when I woke up this morning was the memory of the first time I won a fight against my brother. He's 4 years older than me, so as you might imagine, I took many beatings in my childhood. Sometimes for no reason other than he was bored. But at least he considered me to be his own private punching bag. If any of the other bigger kids in the neighborhood wanted to fuck with me, it had to be with his consent, which he rarely gave. But since beating me up wasn't a challenge for him, what he really enjoyed was finding fun ways to torture me. His favorite was to sit on my face and fart, and then stay sitting on me so I had to smell it. He also really enjoyed pinning me down, hacking up big loogis to dangle above my face and then suck them back up. Sometimes he wasn't able to suck them back up. But then one day when I was about 14, I finally got my wish. It was the wrong day for him to fuck with me. I charged him into the stairs and threw a flurry of punches until he verbally submitted. His bloody nose and black eye were such a beautiful sight for me. Ahhhh, sweet memories. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Its ok Adam you can be honest, we wont judge, we’re sure you had a very tough yet awkward big sister.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 1:49 PM

Little sisters are MF" worse!!!! My biological sister is 2 years younger than I, and she was MEAN... What’s worse??? Sincerey, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 1:58 PM

Also, Whom ever Fucked with me, she would MF" hand Them Their ASS(ES)!!! No matter their size, PERIOD!!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 2:03 PM

It's good to get that 1 beat down out of the way. I may have wanted to just kill him or someone else
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 4:24 PM

Please call your brother up & get him to him read this post so he can whoop your ass once again for telling us about it. Thanks
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 5:15 PM

My older brother is such a fucking asshole. He would torture me when we were kids and my parents would just stand there and laugh. As soon as I’d try to fight back, they’d immediately yell at me and I’d be grounded. My family sucks ass. I hate being the black sheep.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 5:49 PM

my older brother would always beat me up or put me in the figure 4 leg lock.....that all stopped when i threw a brick at the back of his head and connected.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 6:25 PM

My older sister was a twat cunt bitch while I was growing up and she remains a selfish twat cunt bitch from hell to this day. I haven't spoken to her in years and I never will either. SHE'S A CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT. she's a cunt's cunt.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 6:26 PM

Adam, I’ll trade you one abusive older brother for two lego braking little sisters.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 6:58 PM

OK, now we all know where you got your obsession with asses and getting whiffs of them. The good news is at least you play for the right team. The best news is you didn’t say you missed the scent of your brother’s farts.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 7:12 PM

Just swiping and scrolling while there's shit still hanging from my ass..just thought I should mention
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 10:15 PM

I guess you blame your big brother for the fact that you can fit a pineapple in your ass today.
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 10:42 PM

@unknownbrain make sure you take the pic and post it here
posted on: 08-21-14 @ 10:44 PM

You did’nt knew about weapons before 14?
posted on: 08-22-14 @ 2:40 PM

I was an only child,,, I jerked off ALOT!
posted on: 08-23-14 @ 2:10 AM