A Day On The Bay

on 08.24.2014

I was out paddle boarding on the bay yesterday, when I saw all this commotion going on a couple hundred yards from me. A few police boats and lifeguard boats came speeding by, blasting their sirens, and even a helicopter showed up. I was too far away to see what had happened, but obviously it wasn't anything good. I'm not the looky-loo type, so I just kept paddling to my destination, but later on when I was home I did a search to see what happened. Turns out some 17 year old capsized in a kayak he rented and drowned. He was last seen reaching for his life jacket, which he evidently wasn't wearing. I don't know how you can drown in still water like that if you know how to swim, and I don't know why you would be kayaking without a life jacket on if you don't know how to swim. Anyway they found his body this morning. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. I should have magically known it was going to happen and teleported myself to the scene so I could capture it with my video recording eyes to share with you. But I didn't. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Can we all pitch in for a Go Pro for Adam?
posted on: 08-24-14 @ 5:45 PM

Adam +1 for looky-loo Ya fag!
posted on: 08-24-14 @ 5:46 PM

If only there was a warning label on the kayak; he might still be with us.
posted on: 08-24-14 @ 5:47 PM

Everybody here knows you are a prime suspect , but don't worry we are all alibis. We help you pled insanity.
posted on: 08-24-14 @ 6:24 PM

If you can't swim stay the fuck out of the water. If you can't drive stay the fuck off the road. If you're going to kill someone video that shit and send it here
posted on: 08-24-14 @ 7:41 PM

God damn water was too wet, made it hard to breathe in!!
posted on: 08-24-14 @ 10:37 PM

Wish it was you.
posted on: 08-24-14 @ 10:51 PM

No video. You're fired
posted on: 08-24-14 @ 11:07 PM

"even an helicopter" ?? Rambo, Superman, Thor, Wolverine, Turtle & all as well..
posted on: 08-25-14 @ 9:01 AM