Coffee Shits

on 09.20.2014

Sometimes it amazes me at how quick coffee makes me have to shit. Whether I've been up for 5 minutes or 2 hours, after about 3 sips of my java, I feel my bowels rumbling and have to hurry to the porcelain receptacle. That is some fast acting shit. I'm sure eating a pint of ice cream before bed helps move things along too, but that little brown bean sure does make the ass explode. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
That’s why I drink tea.
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 1:21 PM

Try 6 Taco-Hell tacos, a XXXL burrito at 3am, on top of an 18 pack of beer!! I blew out a fucking gasket and will have mud ass all day!!! @goodsters shit is fucking artwork compared to the travesty I left in the toilet... CSFL bitches
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 1:22 PM

^good times^
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 2:01 PM

A few sips loosens it up? I figured your boyfriend would have packed it better!!
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 2:14 PM

Adam. You posted something similar to this not that long ago. What is it with you and your shit? Did you recently find out you are part Asian? You need to lead by example and post your user submitted poop. Crazy Crapper Poo pOo poO!
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 6:33 PM

"porcelain receptacle" ..Wow, how poetic!!
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 6:35 PM

Coffe shits?! Wait till you have pussy shits!
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 7:54 PM

Slow day in Adams world.
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 8:02 PM

its your story tell it any way you want, even if the truth is, your asshole hasn’t shut completely since your trip to Rio!
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 9:25 PM

God dammit Adam, it's always about your assgoblins or your penis. Fuck you.
posted on: 09-20-14 @ 10:54 PM

^^ jizzgoblins
posted on: 09-21-14 @ 12:13 AM

Hey, Adam's post is not completely without merit. Granted it takes me more like three or four cups, but that caffeine sure wakes that sphincter up. Brown beans leads to brown liquids which leads to brown solids ;)
posted on: 09-21-14 @ 4:15 AM

Yeah man. After about a half a cup. I'm ready to drop the Obama's off at the pool.
posted on: 09-21-14 @ 7:38 PM

Coffee always wakes up my brown eye too. I just make sure I punch into work before I drop trough.
posted on: 09-23-14 @ 7:36 PM