Who Wants AIDS?

on 10.01.2014

The question is, who wants AIDS? In this day and age of Ebola in the US and other random viruses that cause paralysis and other weird shit, AIDS is looking like a pretty solid alternative. First off, if you have AIDS, then you can make lemonAIDS. Then at least you know you have AIDS, not no bird flu. You might be able to start dating someone else that has AIDS, and hell, they basically cured Magic Johnson. You should be good in a few weeks. Ya AIDS! --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
What happen to RockinRon, did he die again?
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 2:58 PM

"Go AIDS", brought to you by JaywithaG!!
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 3:01 PM

First case of Ebola now in Texas yeeehaawww!
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 3:22 PM

i asked my doctor for AIDS...he gave me a support and a pair of crutches
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 3:23 PM

AIDS is so fucking 90’s.....
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 3:29 PM

@long, aren't you in Houston? The suspected Ebola is in Dallas. It hasn't actually been confirmed yet. They brought back a doctor to Dallas and now a person with possible Ebola, not real surprised!! A little scary! I'm just outside of Austin. I might just quarantine me and my family on my ranch if I have to!!
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 4:17 PM

Yeah I’m in Houston, I don’t think their is anything to worry about just yet. I’m sure proper measures will be taken to keep it from spreading. Not as easy to quarantine in West Africa due to lack of resources etc.
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 4:31 PM

We should ship a round or two of Ebola to ISIS and let them deal with that. Ship it to them with some guns and ammo. Since they kill everyone they come in contact with there will be very little collateral loss. Way more effective than a atomic weapon. I can think of at least 3 more countries we could give Christmas Gifts to. Think of it as a bullet that can turn corners.
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 5:19 PM

No thanks
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 5:37 PM

so send one out of four videos this is great you guys seriously are a gay porn site now goodbye
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 6:27 PM

Keep your AIDS to yourself, Jay.
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 6:29 PM

Are you shocked? The same monkey fuckers who brought us Aids; gives us Ebola?
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 7:59 PM

Jay, you keep you'r lemonAIDS. No sharing aloud!!
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 8:21 PM

I don’t want AIDS.... But I think it’d be cool to get a couple hundred thousand dollars...
posted on: 10-01-14 @ 9:24 PM

Be careful of what you wish for.
posted on: 10-02-14 @ 1:33 AM

Blend aids with Ebola and the common cold
posted on: 10-02-14 @ 4:00 AM

Jay D.
I guess we are pretty happy with our choice to move to Boston, instead of Austin. (I kid actually, I wish we did move to Austin) @jlm77 huh?
posted on: 10-02-14 @ 8:46 AM

AIDS= anal inflicted death sentence.
posted on: 10-02-14 @ 2:23 PM