Ebola Fever Caught You?

on 10.17.2014

Are you all worked up over Ebola in Texas? And its possible spread to Cleveland. I've been to Cleveland, and Ebola could do a lot to help out that city, let me tell you. My Mom told me she was going to get goggles and a mask for a upcoming flight because of Ebola. That's when I knew people have lost their fucking minds over this shit. I think the rule of thumb is, if you are on a plane, and someone is throwing up, and shitting all over the place. Don't touch that shit. Just stay away as far as possible. Problem solved. --Jay D.

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
There's several cities Ebola could do a lot for.
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 2:10 PM

We don’t take the news seriously because they’re full of shit but this could be "the boy who cried wolf" kind of situation.
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 2:22 PM

Ebola mutates nearly every time it copies itself. I'm hoping it blends with the common cold virus that way everyone gets it. Even better- they fucked up by not making a vaccine
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 2:31 PM

hey i got an better idea. close the fucking boarders to africa!
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 2:38 PM

when somebody has ebola you isolate them...what the hell were our politicans thinking of when they continued to let imigrants travel out of infected countries to infect the rest of the world
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 3:09 PM

Ebola is probably an excuse for the cdc to implement and force vaccines on a population hence spreading the actual virus.
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 4:31 PM

my wife and kids stay as far away from me when I take a shit too. But I don’t think it has anything to do with Ebola though.
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 4:32 PM

I'd still fuck the shit out of Nina Pham
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 5:42 PM

It’s mother natures way of cleaning house and clean it she shall. We do not deserve to inhabit this earth and this is the beginning of the end. I’ll stick around another year or 2 but I’m out of here in 24 months. Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 5:46 PM

Let’s just round up all the Ebola africans, give them each a bucket full of viagra and send them to the akbar countries to fuck until they die. Clean up a few problems at once
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 8:26 PM

Ebola Akhbar!
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 10:17 PM

@pinkdildolickr, that's a great idea!! Instead of spending money for war just drop a few thousand Ebola infested Africans!! The fact of the matter is that more people die from influenza! That's the flu for you dummies that don't know!! Make it so if you choose to go to Africa, it's a one way flight!! The only way you can come back is by car only!! :-)
posted on: 10-17-14 @ 11:13 PM

Another one the niggers brought to the U.S.
posted on: 10-18-14 @ 3:02 AM

If Ebola makes its way to Japan it will wipe out the entire nation the way they eat shit.
posted on: 10-18-14 @ 10:40 AM

@ouch you have cancer of some sort, don’t you brother?
posted on: 10-18-14 @ 10:42 AM

A couple of well place thermonuclear bombs and the problem is fixed. As the black people say ain’t no playin round. Grab my nuts and fuck it.
posted on: 10-18-14 @ 11:39 AM

From what I understand the main problem with Ebola is that by the time you show any symptoms not only is it probably too late for you, but anyone who’s been in contact with you could be infected as well. Isolation is the key, but we are relying on people to be honest in stating where they have been and who they have been in contact with and we are fucked if that’s what we are relying on.
posted on: 10-18-14 @ 11:45 AM