Are You Ready?

on 10.31.2014

Are you ready for Halloween? I'm going to run down my list real fast to make sure. Candy? Check. Costumes for family members? Check. Beers? Check. Eggs to throw at punk ass kids. Check. Fireworks to shoot at punk ass kids? Check. Looks like we are good to go. I'm pretty excited about Halloween this year, my kid is 4, and he is pumped. It should be a good time, and there will be drinking as well. Besides our neighborhood gets packed with kids, so it's a good time. I only wish I had a paintball gun. --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
You should dress your kid up as a Pitt Bull and run him through the Projects.
posted on: 10-31-14 @ 2:42 PM

Don't forget the water balloon launcher!! Fill them with paint using ketchup bottles!!
posted on: 10-31-14 @ 2:43 PM

I got my beer... some tales from the crypt dvds, my theatre projector.. chill outside and pass out candy while watching some old horror shows.
posted on: 10-31-14 @ 2:44 PM

one jack o lantern...check
posted on: 10-31-14 @ 3:41 PM

you fuckers better all remember your phone cams and digital cams. we need some good old fashioned halloween mayhem!!
posted on: 10-31-14 @ 4:08 PM

Jay- all you have to do is cut a hole in the bottom of the candy dish and put that thing in your lap and sit in a chair outside your front door
posted on: 10-31-14 @ 4:56 PM

Jay, I have a ’Paint Ball’ gun but on paint balls. However, the shear sound of it should scare the MF" Living Shit Out of the MF" Pucks Whom Fuck with My Yard!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 10-31-14 @ 5:02 PM

went robbin’ li’l kids for bags... till the law got behind our ass.
posted on: 11-01-14 @ 4:58 AM