Black Friday Cometh

on 11.15.2014

Jesus, the corporate machine is rolling trying to get you to spend your hard earned money on loved ones for Christmas. Not only spend some money, but all your money, and use your credit cards for more presents. Over the years I have evolved as an independent thinker, and realized that we are all just tools in some big scheme for us to work as hard as we can, to spend money, and then suddenly just die. And moments before we kick the bucket we regret every bit of our life because you missed out on all the fun shit trying to work to buy shit. So what are we to do? For me, itís about maximizing the time spent enjoying life, while minimizing the shit I have. Itís not working that well right now, but I am in the constant search for the right thing. This is all just some food for thought. By the way, help me reach that life style by going VIP today. óJay D.

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Went to Yahoo’s search engine this morning and I was blasted with a countdown till Black Friday... who gives a shit I’d rather not be around hyper and overcrowded Walmartians on any day.
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 3:41 PM

You shameless capitalist.
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 3:42 PM

Jay just buy other people presents that you would use. I got my girl a badass remote control car
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 3:42 PM

It’s not about what you want but what you need. Not what you do but how you do it. Not where you go but how you get there. -Question: was it the first time you read the Little Prince?..
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 3:54 PM

I already did this year’s x-mas shopping in January.
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 4:11 PM

This year we are all picking a name from a box and buying for that person only. For us it’s all about being together and enjoying a family meal. That should save me about 2 Grand
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 4:45 PM

I saw an and on the local craigslist just a few days ago looking to hire people to camp outside of big box stores for the week prior to black friday. They wanted people to be comfortable speaking to the media as well which shows you just how fucking gullible these stores think we are. If they putting fake people out there camping and have them act really excited about the pending sale then the rest of the masses will fall for it and go crazy spending what they don’t really have. It’s really sad...
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 4:57 PM

there’s a mall that will fine stores that refuse to open on Thanksgiving
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 5:35 PM

There are more christmas ads that shows air time diring this time of year. It on Shit you can not afford to buy, FUCK!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 5:55 PM

when I buy gifts I always try to make sure it is something cool but at the same time something someone needs or will actually use. buying bullshit gifts is a waste of money. and fuck buying gifts for everyone thats fuckin retarded. I only buy gifts for people closest to me like parents, brother, girlfriend... fuck my friends LOL
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 6:12 PM

There is no such thing as a "Tomorrow", no concept of, no feeling of, not even a real thought of........ Unless u make it there! Live for the now! Live for each moment! Cuz in the blink of an eye, it cud b over in this life... forever! Live hard, love hard and fight to the end! Peace bitches...
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 7:15 PM

fuck black friday. we stay home and enjoy our family
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 9:04 PM

trust me, i’m not some tough guy or a johnny badass type, but i really just can’t even imagine myself shopping for people.Lol it just seems corny. i’ll give my niece some dough, but going out like, "i wonder if jim will like this pinstrip tie?" or, "i wonder if jane would enjoy these scented candles?"Lol i mean, everyone knows i’d give’em the shirt off my back, but shopping? it’s gay to me. i even do my grocery shopping late at night so as not to be seen; and fortunately, the only people who shop late at night are single men and weirdos. go to an all night grocery store some time, you’ll see some real fucking freaks.Lol
posted on: 11-15-14 @ 11:20 PM

That was beautiful man. Have you ever thought about going into motivational speaking?
posted on: 11-16-14 @ 10:08 AM

I stay home and get fucked up while my wife goes shopping on Blk Friday.
posted on: 11-17-14 @ 12:09 PM