I Need A New Barber
It's time to move on from the barber I have. I tell him to take a little off the top, and he makes me look like Kim Jong Un every time. I have my eye on a few barbershops, but one of them got me to thinking. You see the posters on the window are all of black dudes with afros. Do you think they put those posters up to keep the white dudes out? Kinda like a subliminal "Stay Out Honky!" And what if I went in there anyways, would they even know how to cut straight hair? Only one way to find out. --Jay D.