I Couldn't Decide
I am torn today. Torn between two blog topics. One was going to be a joke about how there is no Black Friday sales in St. Louis, because all the stuff is already gone. The other was what the preferred method of cooking a turkey is. Maybe I can combine the two, and give you this blog. If you were to steal some turkey's while rioting, how would you cook them? Maybe roast them over a burning car? Or have your bitch ass wife over cook the bird for 10 hours while you drink beer and get shot by the cops? Let a brotha know. --Jay D.