Too Many Shoes

on 12.21.2014

How many pairs of shoes do you own? It still blows my mind every time I look inside a chick's closet and see a three foot high pile of shoes. And they still buy more. Often. I have five pairs, and I think even that is a lot. Three pairs of comfortable skate shoes, a pair running shoes and a pair of dress shoes. I should be good for the next 10 years with that stock. I'm so glad I don't have a vagina between my legs. --Adam

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I got a couple of dress shoes, pair of work boots, some shitty torn up shoes I save up and throw to in the garage that I use for working around the house or on the car. I do have quite a few white sneakers and slippers(lot of socks to). only reason being my feet sweat a lot and it isn’t long before my shoes smell like shit. I can throw them in the washer 1 o 2 times to give them a little extra life but after that its over. nothing helps, baking soda ect. the other shoes Ive had for a while but I go through a pair of sneakers every few months..... just counted 8
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 1:07 PM

Let’s see. I have my running shoes that I only run in. I have another pair of running shoes that I wear around. Two pair dress shoes (black and brown). Two pairs of not not dress shoes but leather that are a step up from athletic shoes. One pair flip flops. Two pair of combat boots. One pair dress shoes for uniform. Guess I’m a shoe whore.
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 1:19 PM

I know my wife has at least 100 pair of shoes, right now she has 6 pairs of shoes just laying around in the open. I don’t complain to much because she takes good care of me.
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 1:38 PM

I feel your pain whobe
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 1:49 PM

I buy two pair of cheap deck shoes. One pair for every day to work in, and the other as a nice pair maybe a third fancy pair. However, a mountain of shoes is excessive. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 3:42 PM

I have stilts in my closet..... because I love midgets
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 4:32 PM

Ouch You.... LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 5:12 PM

are you talking about your hight heels adam
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 5:33 PM

I got a pair of flip flops that I got in 2009
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 6:03 PM

Well less now that the 80’s are over.
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 6:07 PM

I'm a shoe whore and proud of it, and as much as you fellas complain, if your chick rolled up with nasty-ass gnarly toes and cracked heels with a pair of ratty old Jesus sandles, you'd be the first to complain!! I haven't had any complaints when those 5" spike heels are wrapped around some shoulders!! Wouldn't quite be the same affect with running shoes or torn-up flip-flops now, would it??
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 6:13 PM

@booles, I wouldn't mind seeing you in a nice pair of snowshoes.
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 6:26 PM

i got a bunch of left shoes. all the right ones are stuck in various fucktard’s colons around southern michigan!
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 9:55 PM

4. One pair of good ones for Atlantic City, One pair for work, one pair to beat around the house with and one when I wash the dog.
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 10:07 PM

Adam? inside a closet? looking at woman’s shoes??? You don’t say!!
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 10:10 PM

@iluvkitty, his boyfriend's wife came home early! @boobles, I think we'd all enjoy it if you wrapped your legs around a camera and submitted the pics!!!
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 11:25 PM

Ron, ur a fuckin Dumbass!!! U must've +1 urself. A turtle, hibernating is more amusing than ur DUMB fucking ass!!!! Shudve stayed dead...
posted on: 12-21-14 @ 11:45 PM

I'm with boobles! Shoe whore here too! I got 152. Yeah, yeah I know. Laugh it up! N @chup have you ever tried washin your nasty ass feet? Maybe your shoes wouldn't stink then!
posted on: 12-22-14 @ 12:45 AM

New Balance all the way. I had back pains at a young age and back then the bigest name in track and running shoes was NB, I’ve worn nothing but them since and my pains went away. Except the rectum pain of a right shoe from rockinron’s foot.lol
posted on: 12-22-14 @ 5:07 AM

I got 3 pairs of air force 1 nikes. And 2 pairs of timberlands. My wife has god knows how many pairs of boots shoes flats.
posted on: 12-22-14 @ 7:08 AM

I always look at a girls shoes or sneakers. If she has some dirty or warn out shit on her feet. You know her snatch is going to be dirty.
posted on: 12-22-14 @ 1:17 PM