Juiced Up

on 01.08.2015

What are your thoughts on professional athletes using steroids? Oh, I'm sorry, I mean performance enhancing drugs. Personally, I'm sick of hearing all the bitching about it. Professional sports make billions of dollars, so give us the most bang for our buck, and let them juice their fucking brains out if they want. I don't care if they're plunging a needle or snorting a line on the bench during every timeout. I want to see some action. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I want to see them all play on LSD.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 11:50 AM

Following your idea, what if cops would shoot you before asking what’s going wrong? Oh, wait.. nevermind..
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 11:52 AM

pro- football if they all was on meth... scores be like 256 to 370 and they took off all there pads after 1st quarter, mascot even scored two touchdowns cheerleaders sucking cocks at halftime
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 11:59 AM

I know if I was talented enough to make it in pro sports of any kind I would absolutely be using steriods, adderall, hgh, or anything else I could to help increase my potential earnings. Athletes bodies are generally wrecked by retirement anyway so why not max out your performance and salary anyway? If I can make sure my family will be comfortable forever I’d be willing to give up a few years on the back end of my life
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 12:57 PM

Lol I hate sports,the NFL,NHL ect..is all tax exempt,the taxpayers pay for the stadiums,the players are overpaid,talk about a free ride on society,they got one hell of a deal...shit there is a 1 percent sales tax in Pittsburgh area just for this bullshit...let them pay for there own place of buisness....
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 2:26 PM

Not to mention the old 3 rivers and Mellon arenas were not payed off by the city.... they still owed millions on them!so much for the benifit to the city they claim it brings in
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 2:29 PM

would you suspend Big Gay Jeff or Gaydam if they did the posts high as fuck? Thus making them repost, and post gay shit?
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 2:46 PM

^^^ @ Jay
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 2:48 PM

Bring on the open roids games.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:35 PM

I want those overpaid clowns to jump and run just like they do on XBox.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:42 PM

Cory H.
It’s cheating. Kick their asses to the curb.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:43 PM

I use steroids I have low T and let me tell you yes it is an advantage I feel great, so in my opinion it’s an unfair advantage and no not fair if athletes use them.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:54 PM

I say let them juice the fuck up!! It's 100% about entertainment anyways!! Hell, make it a requirement for the sake of entertainment!! @hammerdown, meth wouldn't work, not often do you see a big badass muscular meth addict!!
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 3:59 PM

the only sport I watch is fast cars and snooker to I don’t give a shit
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 4:01 PM

I am staying out of this Shit Storm... ........, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 6:50 PM

i say all nascar drivers gotta drink a 12 pack before each race and atleast a pint of their choice of whiskey during the race, and every car has to have a shotgun.now that would make nascar worth watching!
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 7:06 PM

Have you seen any of the old black and white footage of football games before the steroids? The modern QB is as big as the old line man.Steroid-less football is called soccer.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 7:10 PM

Look at how cheating in sport fucked up Lance Armstrong. Perfect example that cheats don’t prosper!
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 7:19 PM

I'd like to see them play football on PCP.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 7:45 PM

If they are allowed to do drugs, I don’t want to see any brags or comments about personal records, performances, or career stats. Let the needle get the credit, and pay should reflect the amount of drugs done. Yea team!
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 8:57 PM

I will tell you why it isn’t legal and why is a bad idea to allow steroids in sport competitions. When I am not posting nonsense as a crazyshitter, I spend most of my time studying for medical school. Adam, Performance Enhancing Drugs (anabolic steroids) are labeled that way because not all steroids are use to build muscle or enhance performance. Steroids is the name given to a huge group of substances derived from a common molecules, cholesterol. Some steroids do things that have nothing to do with building muscle, therefore the distinction between performance enhancing drugs, rather than vaguely labeling a drug "steroids". To the point, anabolic drugs (e.g. testosterone) like everything in our body have to be balanced. Taking these type of drugs when you don’t need them can get you in hot water. For example, testosterone is produced in the testes, when extra testosterone circulates in the bloodstream, a negative feedback system gets activated and stops testosterone production in the testicles, and with that, other testicular functions. Some of the symptoms include but aren’t limited to: -Testicle shrinkage -Breast development (2indastink would probably like this one) -Infertility -Erectile dysfunction Having said this, most sane people would not take performance enhancing drugs if they aren’t actually recommended by a physician because they actually need it to cure a disease. However, some dumbnuts out there would not care and would still take them. Allowing anabolic use would be unfair for athletes that are right in the head, and fuckups like Alex Rodriguez would be all we would be watching. I don’t know about you but I like to conquer something because I trained my ass off for it, not because I took a magic pill and suddenly I’m a badass. My two cents.
posted on: 01-08-15 @ 9:39 PM

Cory H.
@rockinron, and NASCAR is postponed until all Jihad are wiped out.
posted on: 01-09-15 @ 4:05 AM

Thanks for that pop up when I log in...how much a month do you get for that?
posted on: 01-09-15 @ 7:47 AM