Love The Bidet
Talk about a life changing experience, after getting a bidet for a Christmas gift, we have had a chance for a few weeks to use it. I am proud to say that I no longer have monkey butt after a night of drinking. Using the bidet get's all the shit off your ass like a champ. All you need toilet paper for is to dry my asshole and balls. Pro tip, I start with balls first and work backwards. Now the problem is when I poop in public places, I have to use the TP, and I no likey. --Jay D.