My Picture Story

on 01.22.2015

A few weeks ago I finally got to go on vacation. I was so tired at the airport, that I fell asleep before boarding the plane. No worries though, I woke up because I had to take a piss. Good timing to, because the plane was boarding. Once I got to my tropical destination, some dude tried to sell me a very suspicious belt. He said with this belt, I could get all the ladies I want. So I bought it, what the hell. Later that night, I was drinking at the bar with my new belt on, when I took a hottie home. Everything went as planned. Next morning though, I woke up with a hangover and not what I went to bed with. Yikes. --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Jay, that wasn't you with the poster, was it?
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 3:01 PM

Uh, Jay... Did u have LSD for lunch by chance?
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 3:09 PM

This website has warped my fragile little mind
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 3:20 PM

Those are Mrs. D "B’s" Sweet. Must have bottle fed your shorty.
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 3:24 PM

thought you were married?
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 4:25 PM

In other word he got aids
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 5:10 PM

Looks like you had a rough night Jay, I hope today is a better one for you... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 5:46 PM

Jay must have accidently woke up with a chick.
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 6:59 PM

Your still a fucking loser!!!!
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 8:12 PM

Its only a matter of time til jay comes at us with the herpes talk ... good luck jay hoped u wrapped up
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 8:14 PM

To: Adam, Jay, the CS staff, and every sick fuck that enjoys life because of others, not at the expense of others: Sorry if I offended for no reason in the past, that's not me. I've been dealing with burns and then they dropped the "C" (and a shitload of drugs that make you drool) on me and I got unhappy. Ever try to fap yourself or ANYTHING in ICU?. I get out and the first thing I see is some middle age brunette saying that 40% of men over 40 have some form of E.D. Nope. Can't even be true. I'm bald, I'm horny at 56, and I'll be fucking into my 80s and loving the female form (sans fatties, can't suffer the fatties) until I die. Love you shitters, Don. Caliph of Donunderstan. Bordering afghanistan, pakistan,... and every other shithole that doesn't get it Peace!
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 8:23 PM

Stop drinking now..you may live..
posted on: 01-22-15 @ 9:04 PM

bet you woke upto a woman with a bigger cock than your self we know how you crazyshit fuckers like to party ..
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 12:47 AM

I know how you CSers roll. I like it. But goldang UK, at least every ugly US bitch got ONE white toof!
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:45 AM

I'm tired of pulling baked beans out of the fire every 50 years guvner.
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 1:47 AM

this is the true translation - someone sold 1 cent belt for 100$. later that night jay was drinking at a bar, then jay took adam to his room, adam could not write blog post because of his burning rear end, true story
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 8:23 AM

someone sold 1 cent belt for 100$ to jay
posted on: 01-23-15 @ 8:30 AM