My Picture Story
A few weeks ago I finally got to go on vacation. I was so tired at the airport, that I fell asleep before boarding the plane. No worries though, I woke up because I had to take a piss. Good timing to, because the plane was boarding. Once I got to my tropical destination, some dude tried to sell me a very suspicious belt. He said with this belt, I could get all the ladies I want. So I bought it, what the hell. Later that night, I was drinking at the bar with my new belt on, when I took a hottie home. Everything went as planned. Next morning though, I woke up with a hangover and not what I went to bed with. Yikes. --Jay D.