Happy Valentine's Day

on 02.14.2015

Happy Valentine's Day to all you lovers out there. Even if it is a bullshit commercial holiday, you should still get laid today. If you're single, it should be an easy night to swoop in on some sad and lonely ladies at the bar. Or perhaps you'd fare better with a jar of lube and some Hentai movies. Whatever works for you. I guess there's some comfort in knowing you can't get your Flesh Light pregnant. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
It's aways easier when you're single !
posted on: 02-14-15 @ 5:34 PM

We did dinner, drinks, massage & had a couple over for some swinging fun, so it was an awesome Val Day for us! We didn’t even have to do presents, flowers or cards for each other as agreed. We’re all good and it’s been 29 years together. Fuck the commercialism BS
posted on: 02-14-15 @ 6:07 PM

@ouch, I would like to see video of that night. Not the guy on guy , but the girl on girl part. But seriously Oi oI OI.
posted on: 02-14-15 @ 6:22 PM

sitting in the corner looking at the pictures of your ex boyfriend who dumped you some 35 years ago, adam.
posted on: 02-14-15 @ 6:25 PM

Good point Adam; also, Flesh Lights do not BITCH you out the next day... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 02-14-15 @ 7:22 PM

⬆⬆And your mom is cool if your fleshlight stays the night!
posted on: 02-14-15 @ 9:15 PM

My old lady found out about my girlfriend and told my wife. Now all three of them are mad at me.
posted on: 02-14-15 @ 11:36 PM

I got stoned in my shed then drove my trike around the neighborhood in the snow storm.
posted on: 02-15-15 @ 12:09 AM

$20 budget,some smoke ,and no standards, cruised to the bar ,saw sum ass, got a few numbers but no score.. a jiffy sickle would have came in handy..
posted on: 02-15-15 @ 4:17 AM

Honestly, I had to work one of the coldest ass shifts this year. Today's my beer and sleep day.
posted on: 02-15-15 @ 12:35 PM