on 03.18.2015

I'm a big fan of the snooze button. Always have been, but I don't use it as much as I used to. Years ago I would have to set my alarm way early, anticipating all the times I would hit snooze, but that isn't a very effective way to get the most out of your sleeping hours. Nowadays, my snooze button is only good for 4 or 5 times, and then it basically says to me, fuck you cause you haven't gotten up yet, you ain't getting up, and shuts off. Oh well, I like sleeping. --Adam

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
You ain’t foolin nobody, Adam. We all know your snooze button is at the back of your throat.
posted on: 03-18-15 @ 1:08 PM

I don’t think I have ever used the snooze in my life. I got my time set up perfectly so when it goes off I gotta get the fuck up, shower and take off. (coffee on alarm also. clothes and lunch prepared the night before.) I just bought some 100% jamaica blue mountain coffee (not blend) and man that shit is the fuckin bomb. kinda expensive though at around $30 for 8oz
posted on: 03-18-15 @ 2:03 PM

Does that mean you use an alarm clock to tell you when to post The Week in CrazyShit?
posted on: 03-18-15 @ 2:32 PM

Thanks for confirming your a lazy fuck
posted on: 03-18-15 @ 3:12 PM

I've got an internal alarm clock. Its never failed except for that time I had to get that Nigerian to a marathon.
posted on: 03-18-15 @ 4:02 PM

I always have crazy dreams that wake me up, but I end up forgetting them in the morning. I finally started writing them down. I had one last night where I had to come up with a new Barbie (you know, like Beach Barbie, etc.). My idea was "Apple Pie Peach Stench Barbie". In my dream, I knew it was a bad idea and it would end up in a Big Lots or Dollar Store, right next to the ketchup flavored potato chips.
posted on: 03-18-15 @ 7:00 PM

Must be a snooze button on WICS.
posted on: 03-18-15 @ 7:29 PM

I almost wake up about six third - seven am ever morring some days I wake up about ten am. I do not need an alarm clock. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 03-18-15 @ 8:01 PM

Cmon @bobba... We all know u were making sweet love to ur black blow up doll u named kanisha! U felt guilty and dreamt up a blonde haired barbie to make urself feel better bro! Its happened to the best of us... Lol. Peace!
posted on: 03-19-15 @ 3:59 AM

Admitting you're a lazy cunt is the first step.
posted on: 03-19-15 @ 4:32 AM

They have ketchup flavored potato chips at Big Lots? How did I miss those?
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 5:15 AM

Sleep boys, life is short
posted on: 03-21-15 @ 5:08 PM