Gluten Free Beer?

on 03.20.2015

I hate to get all faggy (sorry gay guys, there is really no other word to describe this) in the blog post, but I think I am going to try some gluten free beer. I am not allergic to gluten, but I was able to cut out gluten from my diet for a week and noticed a crazy difference in my mental state. Then we went out for pizza, and the next day, I was just about useless. Couldn't concentrate, kind of zoned out, etc. Went another 5 days no gluten, and back to kicking ass. The diet part is pretty easy actually. The only thing left is beer. I love to have 2-3 (or 10) beers on a weekend night. Anyone suggest a decent gluten free beer to try? -Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Try Redbridge produced by Anheuser-Busch Jay.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:00 PM

DON’T EVER APOLOGIZE TO A FAGGY. Adam and jeff are your workers, you can talk to them any way you want to.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:01 PM

turns out somebody's acting like a little bitch reminds me of somebody else used to visit this website can't remember his name though
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:07 PM

Jay D.
@marcodufour nice call. I may get some tonight! @iluvkitty I just don’t want them all butt hurt about faggy stuff.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:09 PM

I think cock is gluten free. Maybe you should give it a try
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:10 PM

Jay D.
@negrodeleto you seem to be doing good well from it.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:17 PM

Try drinking a Cosmopolitan, or "Cosmo," as my wife and her friends refer to them. It's not considered a "gay" drink. I call it a sissy drink, which is more accurate. Make sure you get it with an umbrella. That's how they drink theirs.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:17 PM

HAaaaaa. jay wants all the top 10 comments of the week. lol.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 1:25 PM

Just drink Budweiser and say fuck it.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 2:53 PM

I don't know for certain, but I think what you're going to want to find is mead instead of beer. it's made from honey, instead of wheat, so therefore no gluten. look it up first obviously. Good luck
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 3:20 PM

Just pour your beer a 21 year old twat and snort it back out, it knocks the the foam down and gives you a hell of a head rush. If your counting calories pour it in her ass.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 3:20 PM

@JayD yeah it's called malt liquor... "Colt 45 does it everytime"(in a billy d. Williams voice)
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 3:31 PM

Go hang out with Kirk and get high weed is gluten free
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 3:59 PM

Well... You're just stuck with ciders.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 5:04 PM

I think the CS name needs to change to homo shit. Man up jay and crack a Heineken bitch. Haha
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 5:08 PM

Sorry Jay, I can not help you. I can drink any type of alcohol.... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 7:02 PM

I keep thinking of last season's South Park episode, where people who eat gluten had their dicks blast off their bodies.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 7:42 PM

Just throw back a 6 pack of good ole Coca-Cola.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 9:43 PM

Rice beer is gluten free.
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 9:46 PM

omission beer is pretty good
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 10:59 PM

I don’t mind drinking the beer then pissing in your mouth. Let me know if that helps
posted on: 03-20-15 @ 11:03 PM

Gluten free diet = concentration improvement? Hey Jay, I don’t know if I’ve said this before but I am a medical student, It’s not gluten what’s making you a sluggish fuck, it’s that big ass belly of yours, lose some weight and you won’t have to worry about gluten free shit. Or maybe try some cock and come out of the closet already, that’d explain a lot of things.
posted on: 03-21-15 @ 3:52 AM

just switch to ciders and it should be a much easier transition
posted on: 03-21-15 @ 3:57 AM

Why not try 'exercise'?
posted on: 03-21-15 @ 4:55 PM