Early Bird

on 04.08.2015

It's one of those mornings where I woke up around 5:00, which is early as fuck for me, and knew I wasn't falling back asleep anytime soon. I had two choices at that point. Get to work, or jerk off and try to go back to sleep. I chose to work. I think it was the right choice. My dick might not agree, but he doesn't always know what's best. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Work, then jerk. Good decision.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 11:00 AM

Appreciate the work this morning, but a post of you jerking one out.. not the worst way to start my day... I’m just say’n.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 11:11 AM

Jerk then work, clear the mind. I always rub one to 4tube, unless the wife blows me..
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 11:14 AM

I love early updates!
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 12:03 PM

jerk then go jerk some more, then jerk off
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 1:15 PM

Are you trying to say sometimes you have to listen to the little asshole inside you? (instead of your dick)
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 1:24 PM

You fucking pussy ..... try getting up a 5:00 every morning , like me !!!!!
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 1:42 PM

I jerk two nuts in the morning, I jerk two nuts at night. I jerk two nuts in the afternoon, it makes me feel all right. I jerk two nuts in time of peace, and two in time of war. I jerk two nuts before I jerk two nuts, and then I jerk two more.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 1:44 PM

Hey I have a question what happens when jerking off gets boring?
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 2:20 PM

5 a.m. is usually when I fall asleep.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 5:20 PM

At 5am this morning I woke up next to my Adam doll that finally came in the mail yesterday crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/46606-special-delivery oh and man’O’ man did I get some work done on his asshole. Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW!
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 5:53 PM

my cock is the only sovereignty i’ll ever recognize. i live but to serve you, my liege.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 6:29 PM

By getting your work done Adam, you should feel tired again, and you can go back to sleep. It sometimes works for me. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 7:08 PM

C’mon Adam are you seriously telling us those were your only options????? What about that smoke’n hot bitch you’re laying next too??? You know, the one you are always bragging about... Couldn’t you have started with a Hummer then stick it in her bummer to polish it off. I find it really difficult to absorb that your only options before 5:00am are work then jerk or jerk before work....I’m just saying, there may be more contributing factors you’re not confessing to us....
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 7:09 PM

" but he doesn’t always know what’s best. " Take that back! He’s never failed me. Except for the fat, the ugly, and the old bitches I fucked. Sometimes all in one women. Then there’s the yearly aids test. Come to think of it fuck that fucking fucker. You’re rite Adam.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 7:14 PM

@corruptedsob,, I hear that.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 8:22 PM

Cory H.
@dozer67, You’re suppose to get a piece of ass long before that happens.
posted on: 04-08-15 @ 10:14 PM