A Special Fart

on 04.16.2015

I had a most awesome fart that I wish I had recorded because I'm not sure I'll ever fart like that again. It had been brewing up after some all you can eat sushi, and I was holding it in because I'm a fucking gentleman like that. So when I sat down on the toilet to take a nice shit, the fart came out and it just didn't stop. My guess is it was 12 seconds straight. It went through many tones and pitches in that 12 seconds, and it may have even covered the entire spectrum. It was marvelous. It didn't even stink, and I didn't have to shit after setting it free. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Most of us have been around long enough Adam, that we know that's ur secret code to Jay about the length of cock u took up ur ass last night... U sinner.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 3:11 PM

Sounds like you and your boyfriend could make beautiful music together Adam.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 3:27 PM

Sounds like it audition time for American Idol...May I make one suggestion, Cuttle-fish will provide you with a much sharper, deeper, cleaner tone then top it off with some California Rolls for that nice clean fresh ending... Just make you have seconds on your sushi to be able to supply enough for the Encore.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 3:44 PM

No one wants to hear about your cum farts Adam
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 5:26 PM

Tell your boyfriend when he tosses your salad not to blow on your asshole like a moonshine jug.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 7:16 PM

posted on: 04-16-15 @ 7:32 PM

can you please repost gunship fun in Iraq I love watching that video
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 7:51 PM

+1 potro!!! I'm still laughing.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 7:52 PM

PSA Anybody who rides motorcycles, be careful out there. A dude got decapitated today on I-95 in Baltimore. There's been a few bad motorcycle accidents today. Pretty horrific shit, no joke. You don't want to end up on CS.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 7:56 PM

Blow It Out Your Ass !
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 8:05 PM

Totally agree bobba! Its rarely ever the bikers fault!!! Its Dumbass vehicle drivers who don't pay attention.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 8:12 PM

That is some back pressure, I was wondering what type of sushi did you eat Adam??? Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 8:16 PM

that wasnt a fart it was a signal you blew out your anus from last night
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 8:39 PM

Adam. I'm just wondering how big the cum bubble was before it popped.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 8:54 PM

Should have used a match and double your asshole as a flamethrower.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 9:11 PM

To bad you didn’t have a lighter handy.
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 9:32 PM

does your ass resemble a deflated whoopie cushion now? oO
posted on: 04-16-15 @ 9:55 PM

I'm beginning to thank that our brother Adam, had NO CLUE that his excellent written, proper grammar post was going to go in the direction the PG took it... Oh well! Lifes a motherfucker! Sry bitch. Lol..
posted on: 04-17-15 @ 4:10 AM

If you didn’t have to shit why were you sitting on the toilet? Do you pee sitting down? Yeah, I bet you do
posted on: 04-17-15 @ 6:23 AM

They're called throat rattlers
posted on: 04-17-15 @ 11:54 AM

I have a friend whose farts are majestic. The only thing I could compare it to is the song of a humpback whale.. breathe taking in more ways than one..
posted on: 04-22-15 @ 7:16 AM