Fathers Day Mother Fuckers

on 06.22.2015

Did all your kids tell you happy Father's Day yesterday? Even the couple kids you kinda think aren't your's but you are still paying child support to. Sure they look like you, but you only banged that slut a few times and then never talked to her again. That is until the court papers showed up. Now you have some explaining to do to your old lady, and pay extra for not pulling out. Happy Father's Day! --Jay D.

Jay D., jay@crazyshit.com
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Happy late fathers day motherfuckers!
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 2:53 PM

Ha ha just paid the first bad load off this month one more to go...wasn't worth the investment to not pull out
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 3:10 PM

Happy Belated Mothers Day you all.
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 3:28 PM

I do not have any children. However, my little, adopted, brother and I cleaned off the back of my fathers truck for him. We usually; my little brother, my father, and I, clean off the truck together. Yesterday my father was laying down, my mother suggested that my little brother and I clean off my father's truck for Fathers Day. My father really appreciated all of the work we had done for him. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 4:57 PM

I don't have kids, but I got a shitload of Father's Day cards in the mail the other day. Must've been some strange mix up or something.
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 6:28 PM

Scariest day for me.
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 6:49 PM

CS is my only family.... I killed the real ones. Happy Fathers Days Jay D. Is Adam the mum that divorced you?
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 7:33 PM

I don't regret my kids at all! Just had em with the wrong woman...
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 8:49 PM

My family’s always bugging me about "When are you ever gonna have some kids?" Pffft. Little do they know, I already have hundreds. Every week I go down and make a donation to the sperm bank whether I need to or not.
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 9:13 PM

Starting a family was the best thing that I've ever been a part of. It's a lot of work if you do it the right way but the payoff of happy, healthy, and charismatic kids makes it all worth it.
posted on: 06-22-15 @ 10:14 PM