Yelp Retards

on 06.24.2015

Who are these fucking people writing 5,000 word reviews of restaurants on Yelp? I just want to know how the food is. I don't give a fuck if the table you sat at was wobbly or what kind of artwork is on the bathroom walls. A 13 paragraph play by play of your whole dining experience just might be a little more than necessary. Fucking shit. --Adam

Adam H., adamh@crazyshit.com
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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Those are usually fake reviews, people get paid to do that shit.
posted on: 06-24-15 @ 2:44 PM

don’t do reviews...if the place is full its good if its almost empty its crap, simple
posted on: 06-24-15 @ 3:01 PM

+1 Adam. The reviews about how someone at the restaurant didn't bow down and treat them as royalty are retarded too.
posted on: 06-24-15 @ 3:16 PM

Most of the bad reviews are from assholes who have never worked in a restaurant.You work your ass off making no money,work on the weekend,have no time for a break or food,everything has to be perfect and you have to deal with stupid drunk hungry people all day.Can you tell I work in a restaurant?
posted on: 06-24-15 @ 3:32 PM

Yelp should do reviews of Tinder dates. "Stay away from her. She wants expensive dinners and won't blow." "He uses coupons on first dates."
posted on: 06-24-15 @ 4:17 PM

Yelp's reviewers mainly rate the restaurant's other stuff more the food that is what people base their choices of restaurants. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 06-24-15 @ 4:44 PM

Adam: ...I fund the place mat maze unchallenging and childish...
posted on: 06-24-15 @ 6:19 PM

posted on: 06-24-15 @ 9:18 PM

If i see no roaches or fly traps hanging i eat there food. I'm not a picky yoga faggot.
posted on: 06-24-15 @ 10:49 PM

If it was on paper I'd wipe my ass with Yelp
posted on: 06-25-15 @ 12:54 AM

Cory H.
There’s a reason for a shitty gratuity. I’d never leave a permanent record of a bad experience.
posted on: 06-25-15 @ 2:59 AM

I was at a few places sitting down at the table eating and all a sudden i spot roaches crawling on the fuckin carpet and table legs. The places it happend was at a chinese restaurant and once a hero place. The strange thing is i seen other people spot the roaches and they just kept eating.
posted on: 06-25-15 @ 8:54 AM

I hate people that a) describe their food as "Yummy!!" fuck off you’re 40 years old. b) post pics of their EMPTY plates "omg my food was sooo good, i took a pic of it ALL gone!" Fuck you die in a fire. Most reviews are egomaniacal bullshit. Just tell me how good/bad the food is and if its expensive
posted on: 06-27-15 @ 7:11 AM