How Long Before

on 07.02.2015

I was watching some random tv the other day, when some quack said to never stick anything in your ear, and that the reason your fingers where the size they are, is so you can't do any damage. That got me thinking. How long was it that our original ancestors, aka Adam and Eve, stuck something in their ear. I would say probably about 15 minutes it took for one of those cave men to put a stick in their ear holes. It's not like they had a set of keys to use, which is one of my preferred methods of scratching my ear hole. Your thoughts? --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
I’ve always wondered when BJs where invented, did they start with Eve? Wonder what kind of sammiches she made.
posted on: 07-02-15 @ 1:50 PM

Reminds me of this girl I met a long time ago in school. She said her mother told her never stick anything in her pussy she wouldn’t stick in her mouth. She was a great girl.
posted on: 07-02-15 @ 3:03 PM

The whole Adam and Eve bullshit is ridiculous, as is the Bible and the Ark. Fairy tales for the retarded ! etc etc for all you crazy Biblical crazies, genetic degredation ! Imagine the Indians want to have sex with their cousins, it produces what ? Oh yess Indian call centres....
posted on: 07-02-15 @ 4:13 PM

How many of those cave men had ear infections from sticking those sticks in their ears? Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 07-02-15 @ 7:23 PM

Pretty sure ADAMS first boyfriend wasn’t called EVE,, And it isn’t a FINGER he stuck in ADAMS "EAR".
posted on: 07-02-15 @ 7:52 PM

I really love scratching my balls.it s the most zen thing to do after at the end of an exhausting day
posted on: 07-03-15 @ 6:41 AM