Damn You Coffee!
As I was getting ready to come into the office today, I made myself a very tasty and large cup of coffee. Iced with almond milk. Mmm. Mmm. Mother fucker. Well, the cup was too big for the cup holder in my truck. I turned for a second to put my bag in the back seat. Blamo. Iced coffee all up in the center console. Mother Fucker x 5! I was able to get some of the coffee up, but most of it went down into the cigarette lighter. Good news is, that lighter doesn't work anymore. Bad news is, I have no idea where the coffee went. --Jay D.