Damn You Coffee!

on 09.03.2015

As I was getting ready to come into the office today, I made myself a very tasty and large cup of coffee. Iced with almond milk. Mmm. Mmm. Mother fucker. Well, the cup was too big for the cup holder in my truck. I turned for a second to put my bag in the back seat. Blamo. Iced coffee all up in the center console. Mother Fucker x 5! I was able to get some of the coffee up, but most of it went down into the cigarette lighter. Good news is, that lighter doesn't work anymore. Bad news is, I have no idea where the coffee went. --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
check for leaks , that almond is gonna go trough youre colon at Mach 3
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 1:54 PM

Try an IV. Lot less spillage when you mainline that shit.
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 2:01 PM

I guess its better than shitting in your seat.
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 2:05 PM

Been there, done that. Was just as pissed. Ended up with ants in my truck afterwards.
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 2:08 PM

One time I had just bought an overpriced starbucks mocha crappachino and was raving about it to my employees on the way to the jobsite in my truck and only took one sip...then set it on the bottom of the steering wheel at a red light to plug in my phone,the light changed and the one guy said GREEN LIGHT! and like a dumb ass I hit the gas,needless to say I had sticky burnt balls and hurt pride...they got a kick out of it...bastards
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 2:20 PM

I’ve never seen tits on an almond
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 2:57 PM

It went the same place your cock goes to you tranny
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 4:19 PM

On offence but that Shit goes everywhere, my father had to build his own cup holder for his truck to fit his coffee cup using at the time. The truck, a 97' F Super Duty(F-450), did not have any cup holders. I mite suggest you try and build your own custom cup holder(s) for your truck Jay. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 6:07 PM

"almond milk" You mean almond juice. +1 vulture: Ditto
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 6:31 PM

Take your car to get a shampoo cleaning bro. That shit is going to stink in a few days if it got in the rug. Or clean it with a bucket of soap n water and a scrub brush. Then shop vac it.
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 7:49 PM

Jay D.
@vulture heheh, look, I’m just saying what’s on the carton...
posted on: 09-03-15 @ 8:33 PM