Never Trust A Fart

on 09.16.2015

I have no idea why I am sharing this, but I am. The other day I was in the showing, flossing when I felt a fart come on. I though, damn, this is going to be a bad ass fart, so I let it rip. Much to my surprise, I shat myself. What the fuck! That is the first time in my grown life I have ever pooped in the tub! I was kinda grossed out, but I rinsed off, got out and finished this very unexpected poop in the pot. It's just another life lesson. Never trust a fart. --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
i grew out of fart jokes
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 2:43 PM

grossed out? you should be desensitised by now
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 2:48 PM

Try using a douche in the shower to clean yourself out for strap on ass sex then tell me about being grossed out! PUSSY.... oh wait a minute.....
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 4:39 PM

Really? Grossed out? We see more fucked up shit on this site worthy of projectile vomiting and you are grossed out by sharting in the shower? I guess we all have our weekeneses.
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 4:41 PM

I remember when I was a child my mom told me to get a bath with my brother. I went in the bathroom and my brother was already in the tub with a lot of water in it. I looked at the water and said that water looks real hot because of the steam coming off of it. He said no it isn’t and to come over and check it out, when I approached the tub he grabbed my arm and pulled me head first into a hot ass tub of water. With the shock of the hot water I left a 6 inch turd in the tub before I could scramble out. I think my brother took half the water out of the tub with him trying to get out. Fucker deserved it.
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 4:58 PM

Stop flossing your ass crack
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 5:46 PM

I know how you feel Jay. I was not in the shower but dressed when I thought I had to fart but shot out slimy SHIT. I had diarrhea with out really knowing it. I had this done happen on more than one occasion. Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 6:59 PM

Are you over 40 already? I quick wearing white underwear years ago.
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 7:00 PM

A quick lesson on getting older....you never pass a pisser....you waste a boner....and you never, ever, trust a fart!
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 7:46 PM

My boss did that last week on a job sight. Fuckin guy hung the shitty undies on his ball hitch on his truck. He was kind of proud of the mess he made in his pants.
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 8:52 PM

Well, shit happens.
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 9:16 PM

be happy it wasn’t blood or a catchers mit that came out yo ass
posted on: 09-16-15 @ 9:27 PM

Jay.. good thing you weren’t wearing your mother fuckin ball shorts.
posted on: 09-17-15 @ 12:31 PM