Corny Sex Question

on 10.09.2015

Sicko666 asked, Say you fuck said woman in the ass. She wants you to shoot in her mouth when your ready. You pull out your pecker and she dropped a corn stool on your rock hard friend. Do you stick it back in and shoot up her ass? Clean it off in her twat? Or do you let her have some veggies with her protine slurpy? I gotta know because I have a date tonite and Im making some corn on the cob. Thanks Jay...your the Oricle This is a tough call. I think you are forgetting the fourth option. As you are about to cum, pull out, shoot it on the cat, then wipe your dick on the curtains and leave. That bitch will love you forever after you trash her ass, the cat, and her place like a boss. --Jay D.

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Comments From the Peanut Gallery
Sicko666. You're boyfriend will surely do an enema before you ass bang him. You fag!
posted on: 10-09-15 @ 2:06 PM

@negrodeleto wow, you homo’s sure a sensitive bunch. Lighten up and enjoy some anal. Me....not even with a woman. Unless she begs. Its disgusting. There is shit up there.
posted on: 10-09-15 @ 5:06 PM

I am confused about your statement towards the end of the blog Jay. Are you implying the vaginal region? Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
posted on: 10-09-15 @ 5:41 PM

I was my cock off in her mouth and cream her throat....easy.
posted on: 10-09-15 @ 6:59 PM

ATM is where I draw the line(in shit).
posted on: 10-09-15 @ 7:03 PM

"You got peanut butter in my chocolate!" - That's what she said.
posted on: 10-09-15 @ 7:08 PM

Just ram the corn cobb in her ass while your fuckin her. Problem solved.
posted on: 10-09-15 @ 9:42 PM

If you have corn you need to wait 32-120 hours depending on how much liquid she ingests.. On a side note chloroform will make her constipated.....errr so I’ve heard.
posted on: 10-09-15 @ 11:09 PM

Ok honey. Im out. Your cat wont shit right for a week and your curtains are on fire. Wait i got the order of all that wrong. Fucking ADD. Oh well. Good luck putting that out. Later.
posted on: 10-10-15 @ 1:43 AM